NEW YORK: GENERAL BUTCH

In World War I, New York City's buoyant
little Mayor Fiorello H. LaGuardia was the round of buna in the U.S. Air
Service. From his bottom in Italy, he soared upon bombing raids over the
Alps, haggled with his superiors, smuggled steel out of Spain, burst
protocol similar to crockery.

Last week the New York Daily News's George Dixon detected which Butch
LaGuardia, right away 60, would additionally rebound his 175-lb. around in World War
II. The President was ready to pointer an sequence commissioning him as the
brigadier general. Wrote Reporter Dixon: "The sequence suggests which Army
doctors wink during whatever spavins, heaves, or horsecollar sores the
wild Mayor competence have as well as pass him if he is means to mount upon his feet."

The Mayor will substantially be sent to North Africa as an director of
conquered territory, in the future competence be U.S. director of the
liberated Italy. New Yorkers have found 9 years of the Little
Flower, scolding, sulking, racing to fires, fluttering his cowboy hat,
chasing after bingo players, the small as well strenuous. Italians, sap of
their tall officials' maestoso struttings, competence take Butch's pizzicato
to their hearts.

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